December 2011
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
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me: hey guys talk to me im nice
followers:
Some hot tumblr famous person: i like chips
follower #1: omg what flavour?
follower #2: me too!
follower #3: what brand omg
Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
When you try to pretend nothing's wrong but can't...
Walks into chair
Me: Sorry
Chair:
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People are different.
They’re way different around family. They’re way different around friends. & possibly way different in the restroom.
That awkward moment when nobody thinks your joke...
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That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
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mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
When you use your phone in the middle of the night
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