before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower
when I'm in the shower: jesus christ this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot.
me: hey i just met you
me: and this is crazy
me: but i own all your albums and have your posters on my wall and a blog dedicated to you and i cry over your face daily
me: so call me maybe
Volunteering over the summer.
inf3ctious: My favorite deep thought is: After you die, it is believed that you have 7 minutes of brain activity left inside you, and in the 7 minutes you experience your entire life over, in a kind of dream… Because in a dream time is stretched. So if this is the case, what if right now you’re in that 7 minutes. How do you know if you’re alive or just reliving old memories. Mind fucking. I...
hoyitschar: wow dear future husband… if you do this. LOL omg. this is so cute… OMG. PLEASSSEEE *_________*
Parents: Why are you always staying inside?
Me: - goes out-
Parents: Why are you always out?
Me: Should I stay in the middle of the door so that way you won't have to complain no more if I go out or if I stay in...
People who can buy anything they want.
teacher: you will be sorted into grou--
me: can I work alone