Me: Mom let me help you.
Mom: You don't know how to do it.
thisbecjc: stevenisneat: pizzaforpresident: orange-is-orange: rrobbedd: omg this did not actually happen :o I’M LAUGHING SO HARD Oh my… LOLOL OMGGAHHHH sweet kat… OMGGG
me watching the olympics: how
I was born to be happy, not normal.
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
I can't sleep, reason being?
I stumbled upon youtubers with accents & they’re good looking. Caspar Lee & Jacksgasp. ok.
the olympics: discovering hot guys you never knew existed
oraphis: Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
Me: I see you have
Me: looked at my status
Celina: yes yes I have
Celina: what is the meaning of this
Me: it means you has buns
Me: shout outs to alex & celina for being hamburgers.
Alex: how are we hamburgers.
Alex: and if you mean we're delicious
Alex: why thank you
Me: it means you got buns
When you rearrange the letters in the word...
sonata-of-the-soul: troldemort: Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT, THE EYES = THEY SEE, THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS, DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM, SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME, ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT, SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE, ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE and MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
All the teachers I will ask to write letters of...
keitheaverage: videohall: Some awesome life hacks, that actually is useful
susaaan: one more time lol
You are so stupid.
First of, you wake me up from my nap by yelling for no fucking reason & then you have the nerve to ask me to order you pizza. Then the pizza service was horrible, made me wait for them to answer, then when they did I said, “I would like for a del-.” “Okay, hold on.” “Hold on.(in an angrier voice)” -_____-” I didn’t even say anything after the...
aeug: i would lose weight but i hate losing