July 2012
Me: Mom let me help you.
Mom: You don't know how to do it.
Me:
Watchthisbecjc:
stevenisneat:
pizzaforpresident:
orange-is-orange:
rrobbedd:
omg this did not actually happen
:o
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
Oh my… LOLOL
OMGGAHHHH sweet kat… OMGGG
me watching the olympics: how
I was born to be happy, not normal.
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
I can't sleep, reason being?
I stumbled upon youtubers with accents & they’re good looking.
Caspar Lee & Jacksgasp.
ok.
the olympics: discovering hot guys you never knew existed
Watchoraphis:
Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
Celina: Hi
me: hi
Me: I see you have
Me: looked at my status
Celina: yes yes I have
Celina: what is the meaning of this
Me: it means you has buns
Me: ayeee
Celina: wow
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Me: shout outs to alex & celina for being hamburgers.
Alex: how are we hamburgers.
Alex: and if you mean we're delicious
Alex: why thank you
Me: no
Me: stupid
Me: it means you got buns
Me: AYEEE.
Alex:
Me:
1 tag
When you rearrange the letters in the word...
sonata-of-the-soul:
troldemort:
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
and
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
5 tags
All the teachers I will ask to write letters of...
Watchkeitheaverage:
videohall:
Some awesome life hacks, that actually is useful
Watchsusaaan:
one more time
lol
7 tags
You are so stupid.
First of, you wake me up from my nap by yelling for no fucking reason & then you have the nerve to ask me to order you pizza. Then the pizza service was horrible, made me wait for them to answer, then when they did I said, “I would like for a del-.”
“Okay, hold on.” “Hold on.(in an angrier voice)” -_____-” I didn’t even say anything after the...
aeug:
i would lose weight but
i hate losing
